TIGER OF HAPPINESS

TIGER OF HAPPINESS

I caught up with the very controversial Derek Rielly this week. Derek kindly took a minute from penning his titillating memoirs to tackle the big issues: fashion and surfing.

1.
SC: How many white Vneck tee's do you own?

DR: Innumerable. I have retired the look, howevs. Have you seen my plunging backs? You'll wonder, how do I stay so fit! How do I achieve the classic trapezium shape with so little exercise! Just ask!

2.
SC: How low is too low?

DR: When you can see toe nails.

3.
SC: Owen or kelly for 2011?
DR: Kelly 4 eva! BFF!

4.
SC: Is surfing becoming vanilla?
Would Kelly be way cooler if he developed a herion addiction and an apprecation for abstract expressionism. Or perhaps Mick Fanning disovers his passion for rock and roll shunning the tour to do a colaboration with iggy pop they could perform a digitally remastered rendition of "Wanna be your dog" and tour the world in matching leather ensembles.

DR: It ain't vanilla, peaches. Tahiti! NYC! Trestles! How does it feel to be engaged? The rustle is in the water and in the food joints over breakfast tacos. Julian was robbed – that ain’t no interference! Joel says Jules is a crab! Y’see Mick on that Mayhem? Electric!

Meanwhile, Adriano, panting obscenely, blows his scooze over a year-old KS slight! Taj bows his head in defeat again! Forty year olds against teens! And a zip-fat beanpole from an Australian country town meets the alpha male of the group (AMOG) in three consecutive finals, wrong-footed at one from three.

Has the tour ever been this good? I’ve drifted in and out of the scene since the debut of Kelly and I can tells ya, we’ve living in a golden age. The judging is as tight as it’s ever been and the mid-year slice allows the peach pits to hit the spittoon where they belong. Goodbye Bobby and the rest of the spoiled middle-class heroes! Hello Miguel! Hello Gabs! Helllllllo Johnny!


5.
SC: Can you please fill out the below acrostic poem about Bede Durbidge

Bison
Epicurean
Dear friend
Ephemeron

Deadly
Uneatable
Ramrod
Benzedrine
Illywhacker
Dower
Garrotte
Everest

Follow his musings here or  by by flicking throughout the pages of Stab Magazine

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